Here it is at last!  The most REVOLTING DOOM add-on ever!

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                       (1994, D & D Enterprises)
        Written by Dave Pancoast, conceived of by Dave Lowensohn,
        and made possible by DeHacked (beta version), the only DOOM
        utility that will make you say, "Wow!  Now that's really
        sick.  I'm glad I use Dial.  I wish those re-exploding
        imps did" was born.  Special thanks also go out to
        the programmer who brought us the "Super Weapons" patch
        that is incorporated into this fine utility.

      The basic premise of the story so far is this:
        You bought DOOM legally because you love shareware so
        much, only to find that the deaths, while somewhat
        cool, just don't have that really sick aspect that
        the game boasts.  "Crap," you say, "this game is 
        just getting boring.  Why can't those dying men be
        more lively?"  This is where the creative genius
        of Two Daves Enterprises comes in.  We know how sick
        you people are, and we try to cater to every need.
        THIS PATCH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!  DO NOT
        OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY AFTER INITIAL USE!  All this
        little gem does is edit your DOOM.EXE (SO BACK IT UP
        FOR AGATHA CHRISTIE'S SAKE) and make those boring
        death sequences just a tad more interesting.  Note
        that this program has only been tested on one machine
        with system specifications listed below:
          
          Intel 486DX2-66
          Gravis Ultrasound card w/ latest drivers
          Nothing else that is important

        Use this program at your own risk, I will not accept
        blame for this program running amuck and eating your
        little brother.

        You may reach me for words of encouragement, letters
        of marque, or just to chat about inane stuff at:
        
        davep@teleport.com - Dave Pancoast
        ???                - Dave Lowensohn has yet to connect

        INSTALLATION NOTES:
          Installation can be easy, or hard if you choose.
            EASY:  
              Unzip the files into a "PATCHES" subdir off of DOOM
              Get DeHacked from your favorite FTP and type:
              dehacked -load revolt.deh
              *from within your DOOM directory*
              That's it!  You should be ready to lock and load.
            HARD:
              Try to teach your mom how to do this.
              That's it!  Good luck!