This is HE! Our first demo! Coded by hubba the hut. Graphics by Crib. Text by bushsaw. Currently the members of He are... Hubba the hut...angal...dillsoft...force gnat...crooky...nidar...bushsaw...garbler...peaday and f.a.g We are extremely proud to present this demo,made specially for this moment of boring silence and indifference. We in He consider ourselves as the best in norway(Who doesn't??) and anybody saying otherwise will be met by a big laugh from our side. let's tell you a fairytale... Once upon a time a person called he (not really,but he wishes to be anonymous) was a part of it,but when it fell apart,he wanted to make a group called he.he(it) met another group called he,and a guy called it(he)(me). well,IT(i) asked if he wanted to join he,but since he(it) didn't like the name,he(he(it)) said to me(it(he)) that he(he(it(Who?))) wanted to start a group called 'AND'.then I(it(he(what?))) and him(he(it(and))) and it became "and(it(he(it(me(it(he)))))) inc." then we(and) all lived happily together in hundreds of years without knowing what actually happened when we(he,it) became AND,and the morale of this story is that you'd probably have to read this text some hundred times before understanding it(who?) and(that's us!) that it should have been prohibited by law to use a pronoun as a name. as a matter of fact,i am really pissed off making this text.Sometimes i find it funny to make scrolltexts,but right now i think it is extremely boring. While I still remember it,a message to it... In your Blunt demo,where did you get that prologue?? I think i read something like that in a book or in a film...anyway,it was really very profound... I have no intentions of making more totally uninteresting text for this scroll,as i have another scroll to make in this parody as well. so long,and read the other scroll if you want to puke... # I THINK YOU DESERVE TO GET SOME INFORMATION ABOUT THIS INTRO,COZ I DARE SAY THAT THIS DEMO IS CERTAINLY ONE OF THE BEST DEMOS MADE IN NORWAY(NOT VERY DIFFICULT THOUGH.) THIS DEMO WAS MADE BECAUSE OUR FIRST INTENTIONS WERE TO MAKE A SO CALLED "MEGADEMO". IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A DISK FILLED UP WITH PARODIES OF NORWEGIAN DEMOS. SO I MADE THIS ONE,A PARODY OF "IT DEMO 2"(OR SO I BELIEVE). ECLIPSE HAS ALSO MADE A DEMO THAT ACTUALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THAT MEGADEMO, BUT WETHER OR NOT THAT DEMO WILL BE RELEASED,DEPENDS ON ECLIPSE. WE ARE NOT ATTACKING "IT" BY ANY MEANS,THIS DEMO IS JUST PURE HARMLESS FUN FROM OUR SIDE. YOU ARE ONE OF THE VERY BEST GROUPS IN NORWAY,SO I DON'T THINK THAT YOU ARE "LAME" OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO JOKE WITH OUR DEMOS,IF YOU LIKE (BUT NOT MINE,ONLY ECLIPSE'S...) OH,IF YOU SHOULD MEET THE (QMK) LATER,I THINK I MUST EXPLAIN THAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS 'QUESTIONMARK'. YOU SEE,I ORIGINALLY MADE A LARGE COMMUNISTIC QUESTION MARK (48X-32Y),BUT DUE TO A LACK OF TIME AND AN INESCAPABLE LAZINESS I DID NOT INCLUDE IT,AND DIDN'T MAKE A SMALL (QMK) EITHER. SO LIVE WITH IT,WILL YOU. THE SCROLLTEXT ABOVE IS PURE UNREADABLE CRAP,SO IF YOU WANT TO READ IT,TAKE A LOOK IN $4C000 HEX. STRANGE THOUGH,THAT THERE ARE NO REAL NORWEGIANS THAT HAS MADE ANY REAL THRILLING DEMOS. LORD STRANGELOVE OF RAZOR CAN DO IT,I THINK,SO CAN "IT". BUT I STILL MISS THE REAL QUALITY. THE BEST NORWEGIAN DEMO IS,AFTER MY OPINION,'DROLT DEMO' BY SANTA CLAUS.(EVEN THOUGH THE SO CALLED GRAPHICS DESTROYED IT A BIT.) I SUSPECT THAT SANTA CLAUS IS BEHIND LOCKED DOORS IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW... I HAVE GREAT PROBLEMS IN FINDING SOMETHING FUNNY TO WRITE,BECAUSE THERE IS A DEADLINE ON THIS DEMO,AND I SIMPLY CAN'T WORK UNDER STRESS. YOU'LL BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I MUST HAVE USED NEARLY (OR OVER) TWO MONTHS ON THIS DEMO. I COULD HAVE MADE IT IN UNDER A WEEK ACTUALLY,IF I HAD CONSTANTLY WORKED ON THIS DEMO. THERON PHONED ME YESTERDAY. HE TOLD ME TO MENTION A BUNCH OF GROUPS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT IS CALLED GREETINGS, BECAUSE IT IS NOTHING MORE THAN A LIST OF STRANGE NAMES. SO I HAVE MADE IT A LOT MORE INTERESTING.... HONORABLE GENTLEMEN. THE FOLLOWING GROUPS ARE HEREBY GIVEN THE STATUS AS AN ACADEMY CONTACT- THE MOST DISTINGUISHED DISTINCTION IN THE WORLD OF AMIGA SWAPPING: IT (NO HARD FEELINGS,I HOPE!) TARTAN ARMY PIRANHAS THE WIZARDS INC. TETRAGON (YO,STAFFAN,I'LL WRITE TO YOU PRETTY SOON!) IPEC ELITE X-MEN(DO YOU LIKE MY QUESTIONMARK IN THE SCROLL ABOVE(QMK)) WARFALCONS RAZOR 1911(THANKS FOR OUR RANK!) NETWORK RAWHEAD BYTERAPERS(HI GRENDEL,REMEMBER THAT THE MORALE IS TO NEVER THROW THE LETTER 'Q' IN A PRIVET BUSH.(D.ADAMS-THE RESTAURANT AT THE END OF UNIVERSE(I THINK!))) FREEDOM FORCE(FROM SOUTH AFRICA OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,I GUESS.) FUTURE THE QUACKERS END OF CENTURY CRUSADERS COSINE.(BEING LATE,ARE WE(QMK)) TO ALL OF YOU THAT SAW MY ADDRESS IN THE INTRO,AND THAT DON'T HAVE THE TURBO PASCAL,PLEASE DON'T SEND ME DISKS ETC.,BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY OR TIME TO SWAP. (YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW WHY I WANT TURBO PASCAL(QMK) WELL,YOU SEE,I SIMPLY NEED IT FOR MY STUDIES...) A BIG HAND FOR THE NORWEGIAN COMPUTER CALLED TIKI-100 - THE WORST COMPUTER EVER TO HAVE SEEN THE DAY OF LIGHT SINCE ENIAC. SPEED - 0.143 MHZ,WEIGHT - 3.14 TONS, MEMORY - 65536 BYTES (WHERE 2 ARE AVAILABLE),PRICE 23998.90 NOK (2000 POUNDS.) IT'S JUST GREAT... I SENT A LETTER TO A NORWEGIAN COMPUTER MAG SOME TIME AGO. I WONDER IF THEY DARE PRINT IT... IT IS JUST TOO WILD! THE MUSIC YOU ARE NOT ACCOMPANYING IS MADE BY (OF COURSE) THERON. IT IS CALLED "CLOSED SHOPS" AND I AM NOT SURPRISED. THERON HAS A SPECIAL STYLE OF COMPOSING THAT HAVE NOT SEEN ANYWHERE ELSE. ANYWAY,IT SOUNDS GREAT,SO WHAT. YOU MIGHT WONDER WHY WE IN ACADEMY ARE RELEASING SO FEW DEMOS. THE REASON IS THAT WE ARE ONLY TWO CODERS (ME AND ECLIPSE) IN THIS GROUP. WE ARE ALSO LAZY BEYOND ALL IMAGINATION,SO WE ARE NOT CODING VERY MUCH. WE ARE ACTUALLY MAKING A LOT OF USELESS ROUTINES (THE TWO LATEST ONES ARE LINEDRAW AND BOB CONTROLLING.),BUT WE "NEVER HAVE THE TIME" TO MAKE REAL USE OF THEM. (EVEN THOUGH I USE BOBS IN THIS DEMO.) WHAT'S NEXT FROM ACADEMY(QMK) PROBABLY A BIG PROJECT. (HAVE ALREADY MADE THE INTRO SCREEN.) THIS WILL OF COURSE TAKE A LOT OF TIME.BUT WE PLAN TO FINISH IT BEFORE THE SUMMER HOLIDAY STARTS... IF THERE ARE ANY GRAMMATICAL OR SYNTAX ERRORS IN THIS TEXT,PLEASE FORGIVE ME,BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO LOOK THROUGH ALL THE TEXT AGAIN. THIS TEXT IS,AS I SAID,A VERY BORING ONE,SO I HAVE NO INTENTIONS TO GO ON WRITING 100% NONSENSE. SO THERE IS ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY TO ALL YOU OUT THERE : VA TE FAIRE CUIRE UN OEUF! HAVE AN ENJOYABLE EVENING. 5.2.1989 DENITHOR OF ACADEMY SPECULATIVE EVENTS PENETRATED THE SANDWICH FILLED WITH LOBSTER CLAWS,DUE TO A LACK OF DISTINCTIVE SPACE DEBRIS. BUT THE REASON OF THIS WAS AN IMPECCABLE BUT YET UNCANNY OCCATION DURING THE OPIUM WARS OF '94..... (DENITHOR '89)