URGLOAD AND APEX PROUDLY PRESENTS OUR FIRST CO-OPERATION INTRO..          AND FIRST COMES THE CREDITS AND OUR ADRESSES...      CREDITS : ALL CODING BY THE DESTROYER (URGLOAD) ...... GFX BY BBC (URGLOAD) AND DES (URGLOAD) ...... MUZAK BY ???????????, BUT PERFECTED BY DES ......         ADDRESSES COMING UP ...                JIMMY (DES) SCHJOLIN (URGLOAD) .... FLACKSTAVAGEN 94 .... 632 22 E-TUNA .... TEL : 016-122186 ..              BENNY (BBC) HARDIN (URGLOAD) .... SKOGSANGSGATAN 16 .... 633 57 E-TUNA .....              AND THE COUNTRY IS OFCOURSE SWEDEN..                 AND NOW FOR SOME BURNING HOT BULLSHIT!!!                   THIS IS THE DESTROYER HANDLING THE KEYS, BUT I ASSURE YOU THAT THAT WILL CHANGE FURTHER ON IN THE SCROLLY..        AAAAHHHHHRGG ....    SHIT!!!          IM TRYING TO FIND ONE OF MY AUDIO-TAPES, BUT I HAVE TOO MUCH TRASH IN THE WAY..               HMM... WHATS THIS...    OHH, IT WAS HARDWARE REFERENCE MANUAL...   I HAD FORGOT THAT I HAD THAT BOOK...     HELLO MR. HARDWARE REFERENCE MANUAL...  WHY ARE YOU LYING ON MY AUDIO-TAPES..    HMMM, WHERE TO PUT IT NEXT...      I"LL PUT IT ON THE T.V THAT STANDS BESIDE THE MONITOR...   LIGG DAR OCH RUTTNA BORT, DIN JAVLA OTYMPLIGA BOK!!!                 WHERE WERE WE..    OH,YEAH..    AUDIO TAPES!!!!                    OK, THIS ONE SOUNDS GOOD....         DU DI DIDDELIDEJ...    OHHH, OLD AMIGA TUNES...    GREAT!!!!                                WHAT ....      DO YA WANT ME TO WRITE SCROLL TOO....     WHAT DEMANDS THE YOUTH OF TODAY HAS..            WELL, BETTER GET IT DONE WHILE IM AWAKE COS MY SCROLLS HAVE A TENDENCY TO GET BOORING IF I"M NOT AWAKE WHEN WRITING..                  AND HERE COMES STATUS REPORT :                 I"M SITTING HERE IN MY LARGE AND COMFORTABLE ROOM, WRITING THIS SCROLL AND LISTENING TO MUSIC...    (WITH HEADPHONES (OFCOURSE)) ...    IN THE ROOM BESIDE MINE, THERE LIES MY FATHER AND HE SURE SOUNDS ALOT..   (YOU KNOW : ZZZZZZZ  ZHHHRRRR ZCHHZZHCHHRRR ZZZZ)       OH, GREAT...   THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TUNE...      DUM DI DADA DIDDELIDOO !!!                            BEFORE I FORGET IT : I HAVE A MESSAGE TO BITEN BYTES (SYSOP OF BBBBS)....    TJABA..  JAG HAR INTE SNACKAT SKIT OM DEJ I NAGON SCROLL...   DIN BBS AR DEN HEMTREVLIGASTE I SVERIGE... (LITE NYTT STUFF SKULLE DOCK INTE SKADA)..   BBBBS, THE NUMBER ONE FACT THAT MAKES YOUR PHONEBILL HAVE SIX (6) NUMBERS ON IT..                                            NO MORE MESSAGES FOR NOW...              DO YA KNOW SOMETHING..     ITS SPRINGTIME !!!    THE TIME WHEN YOU HAVE TO CHASE THOSE CUTE SMALL ANTS THAT ARE RUNNIN" AROUND YOUR COMPUTER AND CLIMBING INTO YOUR EXTERNAL DRIVE, AND UNDER YOUR MOUSE-MAT ....     (ACTUALLY I HAAAAAAAATE ANTS!!!!!!!!!)                      NUCLEAR POWER -YES PLEASE!!                          TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR..    HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE...                                     HERE COMES THE SOURCE OF THIS DEMO ... :    BEGIN: MOVE.L #PICCIES,SCREEN                   MOVE.L #MUSIC,LOUDSPEAKERS                  MAINLOOP: ADD.L #JUMPDATA,PICCIES                         CMP.W #MOUSEBUTTON,JOYPORT1                               BNE.S MAINLOOP                                    CLR.L SCREEN                                   RTS         ......................       FOLLOW THE NEXT LESSION IN URGLOAD"S ASSEMBLER CLASS...  NEXT TIME WE WILL LEARN YOU HOW TO MAKE 70000000 BOBS WITH 120 ANIMATION FRAMES !!            JUST STAY READING A WHILE LONGER, THEN THE NEXT LESSION WILL BEGIN ...                                  AND NOW..   SATURN ENTERS MY ROOM, SCREAMING LIKE TARZAN ...(AAAAAA)  (BACK TO NATURE!!)     HI, SATURN ... WANNA TYPE SUM SCROLL FOR THIS LAME INTRO..  OK, HERE HE COMES          :             OF COZ I WANNA TYPE SOME LAME SHIT BECAUSE A LAME INTRO  NEEDS A LAME SCROLL-WRITER...    AH UGLAHA UHU.....   (DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!)   HMM!, I HAVE STARTED ON A NEW DEMO AND I GONNA BE AS LAME AS MY LAST ONE (MABY JUST A BIT BETTER!)   GREETZ TO ALL MEMBERS OF APEX AND URGLOAD....  A FULL GREETING LIST GONNA COME IN MY DEMO!!....        SATURN WAS HERE!!.......                AND DES SIGNING IN AGAIN...          DO YA KNOW SUMTHING...             I DONT WANNA TYPE THIS SCROLL ANYMORE..   (NOT NOW, ANYHOW)                                  BUT NOW I WANNA TYPE SCROLL !!!                 AS YOU PROBABLY HAVE SEEN, I HAVENT CORRECTED THE SPELLING-ERRORS IN SATURN"S TEXT...    THATS BECAUSE YOU BY YOURSELF CAN COMPARE ME (DES) AND HIM (SATURN) AND THEN MAKE A JUDGEMENT OF WHOS THE BEST SCROLLWRITER...    IF YOU HADNT FIGURED IT OUT YET, SATURN IS A MEMBER OF APEX...                    O NU BLIR DET HIIIIIIISP :             VOV-VOV ... PIP KVITTER SKVIIIIK !!         NU SKA KRAKAN SPRAKA ... KRI KRA KRU KAKRA KRAX ...     (THAT WAS JOCKE (BBCS BIRD)) ..         NEEJ, JOCKE.. BIT INTE PA TANGENTBORDET...     UYEHGDBVHHHJDJLKASIURIJDKJ...                 DIN DUMMA KRAKA, TITTA NU HUR MIN SCROLLTEXT SER UT...   (JOCKE SAGER : KRUUU, OCH TITTAR FRAGANDE PA MEJ) ..                                     ENOUGH CRAP...           HERES THE GREETZ : GREETZ TO ALL FRIENDS AND CONTACTS... MEGA-SPECIAL GREETS TO : ANNA-MARIA STROM (HOPE TO SEE YA SOMEDAY..) ....                             END OF GREETZ!!!  (I HATE TYPING GREETZ)                                           JAG HOPPAS ATT DET FINNS UR-MASSA BUGGAR I DETTA DEMO, SA ATT NI HAR NAGONTING ATT KLAGA PA...           (UNDRAR OM MAN SKA LAGGA TILL LITE BUGGAR MED FLIT)                                          I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS INTRO...  IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN RIP ASS!!!    (RIVA ARSEL (PA SVENSKA))                         IF YOU LIKE IT, THEN SEND A LETTER, OR CALL ME, OR WRITE A SMALL GREETZ IN YOUR GREETZLIST, OR INVITE US TO YER COPYPARTY.....                                                                    AND HERE COMES THE MIDDLE PART OF THE SCROLLY :    (I HAVE JUST REFRESHED MY IMAGINATION) ..              DO YA" KNOW WHAT THE MIDDLEPOINT OF THE WORLD IS CALLED ??                    IT"S CALLED : ESKILSTUNA !!!!!!!                              I REALLY HOPE THAT THE SUMMER IS ON IT"S WAY NOW, BECAUSE I"M TIRED OF ALLWAYS HAVING TO WEAR GLOVES WHEN TAKING THE BIKE TO BBC"S HOUSE....                               BY THE WAY : BBC AND I (DESTROYER) HAVE SHARED LEADERSHIP OF THE GROUP URGLOAD...      SO DON"T GET SAD IF YOU ONLY GOT TO CONTACT BBC, COZ HE"S JUST AS MUCH LEADER AS I AM..(DES)                            MESSAGE TO ALL OF YOU WHO LIKED OUR DEMO WITH "ATARI" LOGO-STARSCROLL..    WE ARE SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU, BUT NO ATARISCROLL THIS TIME...                                    ARE YOU WAITING FOR OUR ADDRESS ????           I CAN TELL YOU THAT OUR ADDRESS IS IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS SCROLL...                  CONTACT US FOR SWAPPING, JOINING, LAMING OR, JUST FOR ANY REASON AT ALL!!!            IF YA" WRITE LONG LETTERS THEN YOU SHOULD WRITE TO DESTROYER (ME)....                                               WHILE I"M AT IT, I"D BETTER SPECIFY THE CREDITS A BIT BETTER....       FONT : BBC .... LOGOS AND UPSCROLL : DES .... CODING : DES .... MUZAK : ?????? AND DES .... AND JUST NO MORE......                                                                   AND HERE COMES DES AGAIN, AND YOU"D BETTER PREPARE TO DIE. B"COZ HERE"S THE LAST PART OF THE SCROLLY...                     TODAY IS WEDNESDAY (I THINK)...   I"M SICK RIGHT NOW, SO I HAVE ALMOST NO CONCEPT OF TIME.. (AND I ASSURE YOU : IT ISN"T FUN!!)                               IF YOU HAVE READ THIS SCROLL SO FAR, THEN I CAN GIVE YOU A LITTLE REWARD. (FOR BEING SO PATIENT IN READING THIS COMPLETELY MEANLESS SCROLL)         HERE"S THE REWARD :         IF YOU GOT THE GAME "THE HOUND OF SHADOW", THEN YOU MAY BE THE LUCKY ONE WHO GETS THE HONOUR OF SENDING IT TO ME..                       WELL, I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS SCROLL ANYMORE.. BUT I HOPE YOU LIKED IT, AND THAT YOU"LL READ OUR SCROLLYS IN THE FUTURE TOO...                                   C U L8TER!!          TEN FOUR!!!       OVER AND OUT FROM : THE DESTROYER OF URGLOAD..                                                                                            



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