******** GOOD LOOOOK ! THIS DEMO WAS CODED BY EARTHSHAKER OF VORTEX 42 ! FOX FROM CRACKBRAINS INT. JUST CHANGED A FEW THINGS AND PANTED A VERY GOOD PICTURE ! THE MUSIC WAS ARRANGED BY EARTHSHAKER (ME) AND SAMPLED BY GOMES FROM CRACKBRAINS INTERNATIONAL ******** HI GUYS........ HERE WE ARE AGAIN, NAMELY..............THE SWEDISH CRACKBRAINS INTERNATIONAL!!!! WE KNOW WE HAVEN'T GOT WORLD'S LONGEST SCROLLTEXTS AND THIS WON'T BE MORE THAN AROUND 40000 BYTES......????? IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD, CRACKBRAINS CONSISTS OF FOX, OZZE AND GOMEZ.......... THERE HAS ALREADY BEEN ONE DEMO RELEASED FROM THE NEW GROUP ELECTRA.......... CRACKBRAINS IS PARTLY INVOLVED IN ELECTRA, BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHETHER WE WILL STAY OR NOT....... FIRST OF ALL WE'LL SEND A SHORT MESSAGE TO THE GERMAN GUYS IN 'RISKY BUSINESS BOYS', WHO SENT US A PACKAGE OF DISKS WHICH DROPPED DOWN IN GOMEZ' MAILBOX THE OTHER DAY...... IF YOU'RE NOT VERY FAMILIAR WITH GERMAN JUST STAND-BY FOR A WHILE........ HALLO JUNGS!!! WIE GEHT'S? WIR DANKEN EUCH SEHR F%HR DEN BRIEF... WIR HABEN UNS SEHR DARUBER GEFREUT..!! IN DEN MITGELIEFERTEN BRIEF STEHT MEINE TELEFONNUMMER (GOMEZ) RUF GERNE AN!!! (ALLE IN MEINE FAMILIE SPRECHEN GUT DEUTSCH.....FRAG NACH MICHAEL..!) WARUM HAST DU TNM DEINE TELEFONNUMMER NICHT GESCHRIEBEN??? ICH HABE WIE EIN WILDER NACH DEINE NUMMER GESUCHT... %BERALL!!! WIR DANKEN AUCH F%R DIE PROGRAMME! DAS WAR ALLES 'NEW STUFF'....ARKANOID RULES O.K. AUF DER GELBEN DISKETTE LIEGT EINE DEMOVERSION VON 'OUTRUN' VIEL SPASS!!!!!!! GOMEZ OF C.B. INT. TCH%SS !!!!........ OVER TO ENGLISH AGAIN!! NOW OZZE 'KNACKANDE' (EEEHHHH???)......... I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND MUCH OF THAT REALLY........ I'M MORE TO FRENCH............. (HOW INTERESTING!)....... BONJOUR, PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAISE??? NO, I'M JUST KIDDING .....(BOASTING ACTUALLY)........ A MINUTE AGO I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY (AND SO DID FOX AND GOMEZ)....... YOU SEE, I'D SPENT THE LAST HOUR FINISHING LEVEL 2 IN BOULDER DASH, AND FINALLY I MADE IT!!!!!! THE 89TH TIME........ (IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE HANGOVER I GOT FROM ALL THOSE COKES)!!!!!!! WE'D LIKE TO SEND A GIANT ANTI-GREETING TO SKC LTD FOR MAKING THE WORST COMPACT DISK COPIES WE'VE EVER HEARD....... THERE WERE LOTS OF DISTORSION AND SCRATCHES....... BUT THEY WERE VERY GOOD MAKING A MOBILE OF.......... THE OTHER DAY WE RECIEVED OUR TICKETS TO THE FORTHCOMING DEPECHE MODE CONCERT IN STOCKHOLM IN FEBRUARY........ TRY TO SEE THEM IN CONCERT U3 (UUUHHHHH???)......... WHAT??? OH, I MEAN U2 OF COURSE......... NOW I'M GIVING THE MICROWAVE OVEN TO FOX AND MEANWHILE I'LL BUILD A HOUSE................ HI FOLKS!! I'M PLEASED TO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SEND A BIG, BIG FUCK TO X:ET IN N1A IN BERZELIUS..... THAT SLIMY IDIOT WHO STOLE MY FUTURE GIRL......I REALLY HOPE HE WILL BE PIG FOOD.......IF HE AIN'T, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT, 'COZ AT HOME I'VE GOT SOMEONE WHO'D LIKE TO MEET HIM....................THE FOODPROCESSOR....!!!!! (HE, HE!!).....BUT I THINK I'LL HAVE HER BACK!! HERE IS GOMEZ SMASHING THE REFRIGERATOR (?) AGAIN ABOUT THIS PICTURE I MUST SAY THAT ACTUALLY WE WERE GOING TO HAVE A GIANT FERRARI TESTAROSSA IN 740X320, BUT MY SAMPLING WAS TOO LONG (248KB..!??) SO WE JUST HADN'T GOT THE SPACE!!.......CRUEL WORLD!!!.... WELL, THIS COUNTACH WILL DO, WON'T IT? IT WAS MADE BY FOX AS USUAL TALKING ABOUT THE SAMPLING....... WERE WE??.......I DIDN'T.......YOU DID.......I DIDN'T EAT A LOT OF FISH AND CHIPS IT IS SAMPLED FROM THE GREAT SWEDISH GROUP NASA......... THE TRACK IS CALLED 'BURNING BEP' BUT IN FACT IT IS A PRE RELEASED INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF THE SONG 'IN THE MIST OF TIME' WHICH IS THE LEAD THEME OF THEIR SECOND ALBUM WITH THE SAME NAME....... BEAT IT!!!! IT IS REALLY SUPER IF YOU LIKE TOMATOES FOR DINNER...........??????..................WRITING FAILURE..........I'VE GOT A STAMP IN MY STOMACH........(SACRED PASSWORD).........HOW IS MIAMI WALLRAD?............ IT'S OVER MIDNIGHT NOW BETWEEN THE 3RD AND THE 4TH OF JANUARY '88 AND WE ARE REALLY TIRED (AS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY NOTICED.............)..SO I WILL THOW THE EGGS OVER IN FOX'S (SHIT)HEAD (IF HE HAS GOT IT WITH HIM...........)........ (WHICH HEAD....????)..........IT'S A SIN....(OZZE JUST TRIED TO SING....(HELL)...) AH SHIIIT!! I HATE EGGS!! WELL, I WANT TO SEND A SPECIAL THANKS TO EARTHSHAKER OF VORTEX 42, FOR THE SOURCECODES AND ALL THE HELP HE GAVE ME FOR MAKING THE SAMPLES WORK....... OTHER SPECIAL GREETINGS TO: CRUSADER AND SPARROW (MEMBERS OF TRIAD), THE GUYS IN ELECTRA, RISKY BUSINESS BOYS (HI AGAIN!) NORMAL GREETINGS IN NO SPECIAL ORDER: CASCA ERROR-SOFT GRYSOFT CCS SAL (HI MAN!) 1001 CREW 1002 CREW 1003 CREW (JUST JOKIN' O.K.?) SKYLINE NORTHERN LIGHTS SODAN+MAGICIAN 42 (TECHTECH IS QUITE HEAVY) HEADBANGER DYNAMIC DUO BOYS WITHOUT BRAINS TRIAD JANITOR THE LIGHT CIRCLE CRACKING TEAM OF DARKNESS NEW EPOQUE (THE NEW GREAT SYNTH-GROUP) THE MIRROR SOFTWARE SEGA SWISS CRACKING ASSOCIATION (WELL, SOMEONE HAS TO GREET THEM TOO!) HIGH QUALITY CRACKINGS SONY ECA ACF IXION CRACKFORCE OMEGA FAIRLIGHT (OF COURSE) CRACKBRAINS INTERNATIONAL (NICE HAVING SCHIZOFRENIA, ELLER HUR ULLA-BELLA?) BIRGER DIREKTOREN KAMREREN THE KILLER HACKER HUBBARD+GALWAY DM HW-SOFT (MORE LAUGHTER THAN LAST TIME) THE TERMINATORS CISSI 3D GUNILLA KGB+CIA DRAGO GLASSNOST GOOFIE TCI RATT AND BENN PSB A-HA AV 1701 RADWAR WARLOCK NEWLOOK AND A FINAL GREETING TO SKYLIGHT.......... OCH NU BLIR DET REKALMSKROLL (SOME COMMERCIALS).....................WASADATA.......WASADATA.......WASADATA.......WASADATA (OH, IT'S SO EASY TO EARN 30 DISKS JUST LIKE THAT!!) THE TIME IS NOW 0.55 AM WELL, OUR INSPIRATION IS RUNNING LOW, SO WE'LL GOTO BED NOW (NOT WITH EACH OTHER, FOR GOD'S SAKE!) AND WE'LL CONTINUE TOMORROW............. TO MY VERTIGO I HANG ON............... HI AGAIN!! TODAY IS IT TODAY........(VA?).............. WHILE WE'RE WRITING THIS, OUR VCRS ARE RUNNING HOT, 'COZ WE'RE COPYING CROCODILE DUNDEE (CRISP) AND PLATOON (PURE SHIT, REAL IFFY)....... AND WE REALLY HOPE IT'LL BE READY BEFORE PET SHOP BOYS COMES 'ROUND ON THE TELLY............ A FEW WEEKS AGO GOMEZ COMPUTER JUST 'BALLED OUT' WHILE WE WERE WRITING ON OUR 'STRANGE DEMO'............. SO GOMEZ WENT TO ROGER'S PLACE, BECAUSE HE WORKS WITH REPAIRING COMPUTERS........ AND HE JUST PULLED OUT SOME OF THE CHIPS AND PUT'EM BACK, AND THE COMPUTER WORKED AGAIN........................WEIRD..........HOWEVER, THANKS MAN!!!!!! NO HELL.....................THIS NEXT IS ONLY 6.6K..........STILL NEARLY 24K TO GO!!!!!!!! IF YOU'D LIKE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH US, JUST WRITE TO..............M.G. EKHOLMSV. 367 S-58262 LINKOPING SWEDEN..........YOU GET IT?? WE'LL TRY TO ANSWER AS MANY AS POSSIBLE.............(HHHHRRRMMMM).............. YOU CAN PHONE US AS WELL...........(+46) (0)13 154787 (GOMEZ)........... HERE'S FOX!!! I'M NEARLY READY WITH THE PROGRAMMING NOW (WELL, I WAS, WHEN YOU'RE READING THIS!) IT IS A REALLY HARD THING TO GET ALL THESE SEQUENCES (17) IN ONE PART.... JUST BESIDE ME, GOMEZ IS TRYING TO PLAY 'SOMEBODY' ON HIS DAMNED (DAMMIGA!!??!) SYNTHESIZER!! BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU SEEN SEGA'S 'AFTER BURNER'........?? IT'S MARVELLOUS.....!!!! IT'S AN ARCADE IT'S THE BEST COMBAT FLYING SIMULATOR I'VE EVER SEEN FOR YOU WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT: YOU'RE STANDING WITH YOUR PLANE (F-16 ??) ON AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER...... YOU PULL THE THROTTLE FORWARD AND YOU FEEL THE PRESSURE IN YOUR BACK!!! UP IN THE SKY YOU GO, AND SHOOT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE YOU SEE!!.. AND THE GRAPHICS, IT'S SUPERB... WELL, ENOUGH ABOUT ARCADES!! I THINK I'LL THROW THE TV OVER TO OZZE! HOWDY!!!!! IS THERE ANYONE OUTTHERE WHO COULD GIVE US SOME SORT OF A ROUTINE FOR MAKING MUSICSCORES WORK!!!!........(NOT RAM SAMPLES!)................. AHHHHH... HERE'S GOMEZ AGAIN. IT'S HALF PAST TEN THE 4TH OF JANUARY AND I AM SITTING ALONE HERE IN MY ROOM, 'COZ FOX AND OZZE JUST WENT HOME TO WATCH 'FALCON CREST'... I HATE IT! SO I PUT A COMPACT DISC (THE FIRST ALBUM FROM ALPHAVILLE!!??!) IN THE PLAYER AND SAT DOWN TO WASTE A BIT OF TIME FOR YOU AND MEMORY FOR US.... BUT I HAVE REALLY NOTHING TO SAY...... IT'S ALWAYS FUN MAKIN' DEMOS, BUT WE NEVER GET THE SCROLLS MAKIN' ANY SENSE (YOU'VE NOTICED, HAVEN'T YOU ?) OH, I REMEMBERED....... THERE WAS A HELL OF A HACKER-PARTY IN STOCKHOLM JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS, WERE YOU THERE ? I WASN'T 'COZ I WENT TO GERMANY THAT WEEK IN HOPE TO GET SOME UTILITIES FOR MY AMIGA, (I WAS THINKING OF A DIGITIZER OR SOMETHING IN THAT DIRECTION...) BUT I DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING !!!!! IT WAS SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE AND I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING EVEN IN HANNOVER!!! MAN, I GOT MAD! I THINK I WILL HAVE TO ORDER IT THROUGH THE STORE'S ADVERTISMENTS IT'S CHEAPER TOO...... TALKING ABOUT THE HACKER-PARTY, I HEARD THAT EARTHSHAKER WAS THERE, BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE CHRISTMAS SO I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT WAS LIKE YET........ PERHAPS LATER IN THIS TEXT, 'COZ WE'RE GOIN' TO HIS PLACE TOMORROW AND I WILL ASK HIM ABOUT IT AND PASS IT THROUGH TO YOU .......... GOOD EHHHHH???? HERE AT MY P(A)LACE IT'S AS QUIET AS EVER EXCEPT FOR MY ALPHAVILLE-CD........ I THINK I WILL RAISE MY HAND AND GRAB THE VCR-REMOTE CONTROLLER AND WATCH SOME DEPECHE MODE... THE LIVE RECORDING FROM HAMBURG IS JOLLY GOOD........... I'VE SEEN IT A THOUSAND TIMES, AT LEAST...... IF YOU'RE A HEAVY METAL FREAK YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO CLOSE YOUR EAR-ACTIVITY DOWN A MOMENT WHILE I WATCH 'PHOTOGRAPHIC'.. HANG ON A MINUTE HERE COMES 'NEW LIFE'.......... IF YOU WANT A COPY OF THE 'WORLD WE LIVE AND LIVE IN HAMBURG', JUST SEND ME AN EMPTY VIDEOTAPE AND I'LL COPY IT FOR YOU..... (I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO NICE!!!) I HAVE ALL THE ALBUMS TOO, AND MOST OF THE MAXIS IF YOU WANT........ALL ON CD OF COURSE!!!... CHEWING 'ROUND ABOUT RECORDS.... I HAVE ALL THE JEAN-MICHEL JARRE ALBUMS TOO, AND A-HA PLUS THREE JAPAN-PRINTED MAXIS , AND THE PET SHOP BOYS ALBUMS , AND SOME ALAN PARSON'S PROJECT AND I HAVE EVEN GOT A SCORPIONS CD!!!!!!!! I MUST HAVE BEEN OUT OF MY MIND...... WELL, IT ISN'T THAT BAD.. THE ALPHAVILLE RECORD HAS JUST ENDED 'SOUNDS LIKE A MELODY' AND I'M LISTENING TO 'LIES'.........(YOU REALLY DO CARE, DON'T YOU?) EMPTY SPACE IS IN MY HEART AND MY HEAD TOO..... HAVE YOU EVER CARRIED TWO DOZENS OF ROTTEN EGGS ON YOUR HEAD WHILE YOU ARE GOING DOWNHILL IN 50 MILES PER HOUR.. ON A SKATEBOARD WITH UNEVEN WHEELS??? THINK A LITTLE, YOU MIGHT REMEMBER SOMETHING.......... ME NETHER ACTUALLY, BUT I THINK BRUNHILDA HAS, WHEN SHE WAS A TERMINATORESS......?? (DOES THAT WORD EXIST? HELL, I DON'T CARE....) AND WE DON'T CAAAAAAAAARE (A LINE FROM 'JET SET) OH MAN, I'M SICK OF THIS NOW AND I HAVE A BANK TO ROB, SO I THINK I'LL CONTINUE TOMORROW................ GOOD NIGHT....... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ TOMORROW.??.... WELL IT'S A BIT MORE THAN 24 HOURS AGO NOW (?) AND THE TIME IS 01:34:27 AND I'M (GOMEZZZZZZZZ(IS SLEEEEEEPIN')ZZZ) SITTIN' 'ERE TIRED AS EVER AS I TOLD YOU, WE WERE AT E-SHAKER'S PLACE, BUT WE DID NOTHING BUT WASTE TIME THERE..... WELL, ACTUALLY WE GOT A FULL VIDEO PICKER. ANYWAY, HE WAS CHEWING 'ROUND WITH HIS MODEM SO HE DIDN'T SPEAK VERY MUCH. PERHAPS HE'D SWALLOWED HIS TOUNGUE ? WHO KNOWS..... WHAT I MANAGED TO SQUEEZE OUT OF THIS MEDITATING, HALF DEAD (GIANT) PIECE OF FLESH 'BOUT THE HACKER-PARTY I TOLD YOU ABOUT WAS JUST THAT HE MET SOME INTERESTING PEOPLE?? THERE. (STRANGE EHH?) HE ALSO SHOWED US A DEMO WHICH GOT READY THERE. IT WAS A DEMO (??) NAMED GURU MEDITATION (OR WAS THAT THE GROUP???) I THOUGHT IT WAS JOLLY GOOD FOR BEING THEIR FIRST DEMO!!! WE'D BETTER WATCH OUT, THEY ARE SOON AT OUR LEVEL IF THEY KEEP DOIN' THINGS LIKE THAT!! (JUST KIDDIN', AS USUAL..) YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN THE ADDRESS FOR CONTACTING US!!...?????? (WHO WOULD LIKE TO?????) HOWEVER GURU MEDITATION IS A GOOD FITTING NAME FOR THE AMIGA..... WE NOTICED THAT TODAY WHEN WE WERE TRYIN' TO MAKE A LITTLE INTRO (ABOUT 240K..) FOR OUR SOON COMING CRACKBRAINS INTERNATIONAL DEMODISK ONE.... WE GOT THOSE BLASTED GURUS ALL THE TIME!!!! FOX NEARLY GOT A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN WHEN HE TRIED TO GET THE SAMPLINGS RIGHT AND THOSE SPIRITUAL INDIAN MASTERS SHOWED UP AAL (SHIT IT SHOULD BE ALL) THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST A FEW MORE!!!!!!!!! I JUST HAVE TO ASK MYSELF 'WHY WERE THEY INVENTED????' MY WATCH SHOWS 02:00:13 AND I AM SHIT TIRED (SKIT TROTT) EVEN LUXIE (RADIO LUXEMBURGH) IS PLAYIN' SHIT MUSIC TONIGHT..!!! IF IT ISN'T SOME WEIRD RUMBA FROM THE EARLY 30'S IS IT SOME SHIT BOOOOORING RAP-COVER YOU'VE NEVER HEARD AND NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN...... I GUESS OZZE IS SITTIN' AT HOME IN FRONT OF HIS AMIGA PLAYIN' BOULDER DASH AGAIN TRYING TO MASTER THE 54TH LEVEL FOR THE 973TH TIME, AT LEAST UNTIL THE TIME IS ABOUT 03:30 HE WON'T MANAGE TO SAVE THE HIGHSCORES (WHICH IS FULL OF OZZE'S SCORES, WHICH NOT (I SAID NOT) PROOVES THAT HE'S SO FUCKIN' GOOD AT THE GAME BUT THAT HE HAS NEEDED TWO THOUSANDS OF TRIES TO OVERMASTER THIS GORGEOUS MACHINE ON EACH LEVEL. WHAT ABOUT FOX?? IF HE'S NOT TRYING TO GET ALL MY SEVENTEEN SAMPLES (HA, HA) RIGHT, HE IS PROBABLY THINKIN' OF HIS?? GUNILLA.............. AGAIN!......... HEY MAN!!! DON'T PLAY WITH YOURSELF AGAIN!!!!!! (HE'LL CHASE ME 'ROUND WHOLE NIGERIA WHEN (WHAT A WASTE) I'D BETTER ERASE THIS PART AND LEAVE IT BURRIED IN THE EVIL FORCES OF DARKNESS FOREVER.......... HELL, NO! I CAN'T FIND THE DELETE BUTTON ANYWAY, 'CAUSE MY EYES ARE STEARIN' IN TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS AND MELTIN TOGETHER IN A PICTURE I COULD ONLY SEE AS(S) AN EMPTY BED WAITIN' FOR ME TO JUMP IN.......AND SLEEEEEEEEP. I DON'T REALLY KNOW BUT I THINK THE TEXT SHOULD BE 'ROUND FIFTEEN K OR SO AT THIS TIME 2:24:47, TO BE EXACT.. I'D BETTER TURN LUXIE OFF NOW AND TAKE A LITTLE REST....... WE HAVE A DAY WITH HARD WORK IN FRONT OF US TOMORROW, AND THEY ARE JUST PLAYIN' GEORGE MICHAEL ANYWAY SO.............ZZZZZZOPPPPP!!! THERE IT WENT OUT AND SO DID I.............. TIME'S PASSIN' 2:28:18 WHERE'S THE POWERBUTTON?? I CANT SEE IT! AHHH, THERE IT IS !! HEUREKA! 'KNAPP' THERE IT WENT OUT TOO GOOD NIGHT, SEE YOU TOMORROW!! OR SHOULD IT BE TODAY? I DON'T KNOW I'M TOOOOOOO T TTT TTT TTTIRED NIGHT ALL OF YA' UNTIL SOMEONE ELSE TAKES OVER........ CHEERS! HERE'S OZZE TYPING AGAIN........ IF MY WATCH IS SHOWING ME THE RIGHT TIME IT'S SOON 5 PM............ AT THIS MOMENT GOMEZ AND FOX OUGHT TO BE AT CRUSADER'S (TRIAD) PLACE........ THEY SAID THEY WOULD GO THERE TO GET SOME HINTS TO SAMPLING-ROUTINE........ I REALLY HOPE THEY'LL BE AROUND SOON, 'COZ WE'VE GOT A VIDEOTAPE TO COPY.......... THE TAPE CONTAINS ALL DEPECHE'S VIDEOS 81-85............. WELL..............EEEEHHH...................I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO WRITE.................. AH......THE TELEPHONE IS RINGING, ONE MOMENT.................................... IT WAS GOMEZ WHO PHONED ME....... HE TOLD ME THAT CRUSADER AND SPARROW (HE WAS ALSO THERE), DIDN'T HAVE ANY EASY SOLUTION EITHER ON THIS SAMPLING-PUT-TOGETHER-PROBLEM!.................. TOO BAD!!! HOWEVER, I MUST TAKE MY VCR AND RUN OVER TO GOMEZ NOW, SO WE CAN COPY THAT DEPECHE MODE I TOLD YOU ABOUT...............BYE FOR A WHILE......................................... HELLOEVERYBODYWHOISSTILLWATCHING!!!!!!!! (A ROUGH ONE?)................ NOW I'M BACK AGAIN........... I REALLY HATE THAT KNIFE OF YOURS!!!! (WHAT KNIFE?) KNIFE??? I HAVEN'T SPOKEN ABOUT A KNIFE.................... HELP ME! WHAT SHALL I WRITE ABOUT??? I MUST WRITE SOMETHING, 'COZ EVERYTIME I GOTO BED AND TRY TO SLEEP, I ONLY COME TO THINK OF 'BOULDER DASH' (?).............. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME.............EVERYBODY DISLIKE THAT GAME AND THINK IT'S REAL FUN PLAYING IT!!!! I THINK THE COURSES ARE JUST GREAT, THE ONLY THING I DON'T LIKE IS THAT THE GRAPHICS ISN'T BETTER THAN THE IT WAS ON THE 'LOAF'................ THE TIME'S JUST PAST MIDNIGHT AND IT'S A NEW DAY (7/1), AND................YES, GUESS WHAT?? IIIITTT'S SNOWING!!!!! SHIT, WHY DON'T I LIVE ON HAWAII????? WELL, I KNOW! THE ONE AND ONLY ANSWER TO THAT IS THAT I HAVE WHITE WALLPAPERS!!!!!!!!!! I PUT YOU ON HOLD, I'LL JUST CHECK HOW LONG THE TEXT IS.................................................. IT'S EXACTLY 17.2K AT THIS TIME........... THE REASON WE DON'T HAVE ANY SPRITES OR THAT SORT OF THINGS IS THAT THE SAMPLINGROUTINE WE'D TO USE IS TOO SLOW............. BUT, ON THE OTHER HAND, I DON'T THINK THE MUSIC IS TOO BAD, DO YOU? AND IF I DID THINK IT WAS NO GOOD, I WOULDN'T WRITE IT.............(SA DET SA!)............ I HOPE THE TEXT IS 17.4K NOW!!! AND I MUSTN'T FORGET TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS........ YOU SEE, LOTS OF PEOPLE HAS REMARKED THAT THE PICTURE IN 'STRANGE DEMO' IS DIGITISED........(YES, DIGITISED SHOULD BE SPELLED WITH S NOT WITH Z), ANYWAY, WE HAVE PROOFS THAT IT ISN'T DIGITISED, COZ' IF YOU LOOK VERY CLOSELY AT THE LEFT UPPER CORNER, YOU'LL FIND A SPELLING FAILURE.......... WE DIDN'T NOTICE THAT, UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE.......... WE GOMEZ AND I NEARLY STRANGLED (WE POINTED IT OUT, ANYWAY) FOX WHEN WE NOTICED THAT............... BUT AT THIS TIME I THINK WE SHOULD THANK FOX FOR HIS LITTLE SPELLING PROBLEMS INSTEAD!!!!! IN COUPLE OF DAYS THE SCHOOL WILL BEGIN AGAIN AFTER THIS X-MAS HOLIDAY......... OH, THE SCHOOL IS SO BOOOOOOOOOOOO (THOUSANDS OF O'S) RING.............. RING??? WHO AM I GOING TO RING??? I SURE DO HOPE THAT GOMEZ ISN'T TYPING ANYTHING ON THIS SCROLL NOW AT HIS PLACE....... IF HE DOES, IT'LL CAUSE SOME UNNECESSARY WORK PUTTING OUR TEXTS TOGETHER, BUT I THINK I HAVE TO TAKE THAT............... IS THERE ANYONE STILL WATCHING??? WELL, I AM ANYWAY........... IN LAST SCROLL I WROTE ABOUT THE STEPHEN KING BOOK 'CHRISTINE'......... NOW I'M READING ANOTHER........ IT (THAT'S THE NAME OF THE BOOK)................ IT'S AROUND 1200 PAGES AND I AM ON PAGE 21 AND THE BOOK MUST BE BACK ON THE LIBRARY IN 5 DAYS....(CRUEL)............ I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO BUY IT! (DID YOU UNDERSTAND THE JOKE? NO? I SAID 'I'LL HAVE TO BUY IT' IT! HA HA HA HA HA)............ WELL AT THIS TIME AT NIGHT, EVERYTHING IS FUN........... THE TIME'S JUST RUNNING AWAY, IT'S ALREADY OVER ONE!!! IT WOULDN'T BE NICE NOW IF I GOT A GURU, I CAN TELL YOU THAT!!!!! I'D BETTER SAVE THIS NOW AND GOTO BED NOW (HOPE I WON'T DREAM ABOUT BOULDER DASH!)........... OKEY, SEE YOU TOMORROW....BYE............... HERE IS YOUR FAVOURITE MAN FOX AGAIN!!! THE TIME IS NOW 2.00 PM THE 7TH OF JANUARY... LAST NIGHT, THIS NIGHT ACTUALLY, GOMEZ AND I WERE AT E-SHAKER'S PLACE... IT WAS MEANT THAT WE SHOULD GET A PICHUNTER THERE, 'COZ THE OTHER ONE WE HAD DIDN'T WORK!!! WE GOT THERE AROUND 12 O'CLOCK AT MIDNIGHT AND WERE BACK ABOUT 3 O'CLOCK AM. GOMEZ JUST PILED 16 RIVER ORANGE CANS ON HIS DESK, AND THERE ARE THREE BAGS 'RUM' IN OUR STOMACHS... YESTERDAY WE WERE AT CRUSADER'S PLACE, OH?!!, OZZE HAS ALREADY WROTE ABOUT IT HE SAYS!!! WELL, SHIT ABOUT THAT!!! HERE'S OZZE AGAIN........... GUESS WHAT I THOUGHT OF WHEN I WAS GOING TO SLEEP?????? YES, AGAIN BOULDER DASH SMASHED INTO MY SKULL!!!!! WELL, FOX AND GOMEZ KEEP TELLING ME TO STOP AND I THINK THEY'VE GOT A POINT THERE, 'COZ THIS DEMO IS SO BIG NOW WE ONLY HAVE A MAXIMUM WORKSPACE OF 500 BYTES........ GOOD NIGHT FROM CRACKBRAINS, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!!! SEE YOU!!!! CRACKBRAINS INTERNATIONAL, 7TH OF JANUARY 1988........