GREETINGS PHREAKS! > W A R P 9 < OF IPEC ELITE PRESENTS......                  NEW STUFF!               THIS IS THE 2ND RELEASE FROM WARP 9 IN OCTOBER, AS THE 1ST WAS TO PUT IT GENTLY....... NOT SO GOOD.... IT WASN'T SPREAD SO THE SCROLL TEXT HAS BEEN LEFT THE SAME...... (^ I WAS ALSO PUSHED FOR TIME ^).      LETS CONTINUE.....................COMPILED BY WARP9'S NEWEST MEMBER...       ORDAIN       MINI-INTRO CODED BY...    THE CONSULTANT  AND THIS JOLLY BEAT WAS CREATED BY...   MAGIC INC OF THR  (THANKS FOR THE MUZAK, WILL PUT WHAT YOU WANTED IN ANOTHER SCROLLER AS I  WILL USE IT AGAIN! (CHEERS.PAUL))......      THIS SCROLLY WILL LATER CONTAIN SOME TEXT WRITTEN BY ONE OF THE GUYS LIVING NEAR ME SO ..........KEEP WATCHING!!!..... FOR NOW I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY A FEW PERSONAL MESSAGES TO SOME COOL GUYS I KNOW.... PAUL OF WARP9 - THANX FOR EVERYTHING MATE... TALK TO YOU SOON!!!...... CRAIG OF STRIPSTEAM .. OH SORRY IT'S SLIPSTREAM..... MY MEMORY WILL BECOME CLEARER WHEN YOURS DOES!!! ....... STEE OF DYNAMIC VISION - HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY HOWS YOUR A590? ..... SPLATT - THANX FOR LETTING ME STAY AT YOUR GAFF, I'LL RETURN THE FAVOUR SOMETIME!.....FRED OF THE WATCHMEN? - HOPE TO MEET YOU SOON!!....TORCH OF PHAZE 101 - THE BANNER YOU SENT WAS WELL 'ARD !!! I'LL WEAR IT AT THE COMMODORE SHOW !.....RAISTLIN - THANX FOR THE LETTERS!....... OK!!! THE MAIN GREETINGS LIST WILL COME LATER BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MY BULLSHIT IS OVER!.....NOW THEN....HERE FOLLOWS A TRUE STORY.......... WHILST I WAS ON MODEM ONE NIGHT ON THE A.I.X BBS I FOUND MYSELF TALKING TO A SEEMINGLY COOL GUY.... HE TYPED UP HIS LATEST SOFTWARE LIST AND A FEW OF HIS COOLEST CONTACTS AND I WAS  WELL IMPRESSED.... IT WAS JULY 1989 AND HE SAID HE HAD RAINBOW ISLANDS AND BEACH VOLLEYBALL!!!!!.....WELL, AT THAT TIME THIS WAS THE FIRST I'D HEARD ABOUT THE RELEASE OF THESE SO I DIDN'T THINK THAT IT WAS TOTAL BULLSHIT (AT THE TIME) AND SO HE SAID HE'D SEND THEM TO ME SOON........I WOULD SEND HIM SOME DIGI PICS FOR A SUPPOSED PSEUDO OPS PC SHOW DEMO!!! .... AFTER A WEEK OR TWO AND MANY MORE PHONECALLS I RECIEVED A PACKAGE FROM  HIM CONTAINING ..... SKATE OF THE ART, OBSCENE 2, AND DAILY DOUBLE!!!!......HMMMMM.. DO YOU SMELL BULLSHIT????? I WAS SLIGHTLY PISSED OFF WITH THIS SO I SENT HIM A UNFRIENDLY LETTER GIVING HIM SOME HASSLE.. A WEEK PAST... THEN ONE MORNING I FOUND THIS LETTER SITTING ON THE FLOOR... I OPENED IT AND FOUND A REASONABLE LETTER EXPLAINING THAT HE DIDN'T APPRECIATE MY LETTER AND THAT HE'D START SWAPPING HOT STUFF WITH ME V.SOON......I THOUGHT THAT I'D GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE AS EVERYONE IS FULL OF SHIT ONCE IN A WHILE........... I WAITED.......WAITED...... AND WOULD HAVE WAITED FOREVER FOR HIS PACKAGE NEVER CAME........ THEN ONE DAY CRAIG/SLIPSTREAM RECIEVED A CALL FROM HIM FOR REASONS TOO COMPLICATED TO EXPLAIN NOW..... AND GUESS WHAT........ WHAT A COINSIDENCE.. HE HAD SENT '15' DISKS TO ME THAT VERY SAME DAY!!!! ...... YEAHH SURE MATE.... YOU HAVN'T SAID THAT TOO MANY TIMES BEFORE HAVE YOU...... AND GUESS WHAT!! .... IT DIDN'T ARRIVE....... I WAS SO WORRIED THAT I WENT TO MY POST OFFICE AND ASKED THEM IF THEY'ED HAD ANY PARCELS THAT WERE DELAYED!!!!! ...... (I DON'T THINK!) .... ANYWAY, I WON'T NAME THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE AS I DON'T WANT TO START ANY HASSLE AS HE'S IN A REASONABLE CREW AND HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF SLAINE OF VISION FACTORY?!#?!....... I'VE LEFT OUT MANY OTHER FEATURES AS I CAN'T BE ARSED TO TYPE IT ALL IN.......(THIS TIME).........NOW I'M LETTING THE KEYS OVER TO THE GUY OVER HERE IN TAMWORTH! (THE MOST BORING  DUMP IN THE MIDLANDS)..........    WELL NOW THEN, ITS CRAIG (PSYCHONAUT) OF SLIPSTREAM HERE, FIRST OF ALL I'D LIKE TO THANK ORDANAIRY (OOOOPS ORDAIN!) FOR LETTING ME TYPE SOME SHIT.... AND ALSO TO QUATERBACK FOR ASKING ME TO JOIN SUCH A COOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! TEAM (SEEN ALL MARC'S TRAINERS? IF NOT YOU'VE MISSED OUT) ALSO TO MOST OF MY CONTACTS FOR THEIR HOT SENDS, AND TO TURBO OF MIRAGE UK. FOR STOPPING THE SLAGS OH YEAHHH HERE'S A QUICK PLUG FOR STEE OF D.VISION, SINCE THE BEST HAVE LEFT HE HAS TAKEN OVER AND IS LOOKING FOR SOME NEW SWAPPERS, CODERS, ETC TO JOIN SO IF YOUR NOT HAPPY IN YOUR CREW  RING 0827 55201 AND ASK FOR STEE       OK. I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHEN THIS UK. DISK MAG IS GONNA BE DONE (BY CHAOS^MEGADETH) COZ I AIN'T HEARD MUCH ABOUT IT LATELY AN I RECKON WE COULD DO WITH ONE OR MORE MAGS IN THE UK. SO COME ON PEOPLE, GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDES OR MODEMS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT... DON'T LEAVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE - HELP OUT! (FUCK KNOWS HOW)NOW FOR A COUPLE OF SLAGGINGS TO ABSOLUTE LAMERS BY THE NAME OF                    JAZZY AND KARL    YOU PAIR BETWEEN YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PAIR OF FUCKING DISK THIEVING TWATTS EVER KNOWN ON THE AMIGA SCENE, WHY DO YOU FUCK PEOPLE OFF, ESPECIALLY ME FOR NICKING, DISKS AND VIDEOS SO WATCH OUT... COZ I'M GONNA GET YA WANKERS - SOOOOOON OH WELL, I'M OFF NOW TO PRACTISE MY PROFESSION.....                    SLEEPING      SEE YA............. YEEEEEHAHH!!!   ORDAIN IS BACK SO LETS START WITH SOME INTERESTING TEXT   HAHAHA .........   > THE GREETINGS <   HERE'S THE AWESOME GREETINGS LIST FROM WARP9 & IPEC ELITE...... FUCK KNOWS IF IT'S ALL OF THEM BUT ANY COMPLAINTS CAN GO TO THE CONTACT YOU'RE SWAPPING WITH.......RED SECTOR...BAMIGA SECTOR 1...PARANOIMIA...QUARTEX...TRILOGY...VISION FACTORY...ORACLE...ECLIPSE...ACCUMULATORS...ACES AND PIRANHAS...AVENGER...KEFRENS,TST AND TTA...FAIRLIGHT...NORTHSTAR AND THE SILENTS...DEFJAM AND CCS...ALPHA FLIGHT...SPREADPOINT...SUPREME...SUBWAY...THE BAND...THE JUNGLE COMMAND...SHARE AND ENJOY/SCX...SCX AUSTRIA...BLACK MONKS...DDC...D MOB...SAVAGE...ABYSS...POWERDRIVE...SARGON...BRAINSTORM...COMPLEX...TAT...SETROX...PHASE 101...PSEUDO OPS...CHAOS + MEGADETH...DEXION...CRYPTOBURNERS...IVORY & FBW...NORTHERN LIGHTS...RAZOR 1911...AMNESIA...TEAM X...PANZERFAUST...SPIRIT...ARMADA...X MEN...ARCANE...ACU...ACCESION...ANIMATE...EXCEL...BYTERAPERS...BROWBEAT...CRYSIS...ACTION CREW...CRITTERS...AMIGA INDUSTRIES...DIGITECH...ITALINA BAD BOYS...SLIPSTREAM...WIZZCAT...MAGNETIC FIELDS...MIRAGE UK...CULPRITS...ANARCHY...BEYOND 2000...BLITTING IMAGE...COSA NOSTRA...DEFCON 1...ELECTRONIC ARTISTS...ELIMINATORS...AUTOMATION...FDS^POWERLORDS^DISCIPLS...WATCHMEN...FLASH PRODUCTIONS...FOCUS...FREEDOM FORCE...FREESTYLE...FUSION...GRANADIA...DYNAMIC VISION..EXTERMINATORS...SPLATT...HUMANOIDS...HCC...ILLUSTRA..IMPACT ...IT...MACH 4...ITV...MERCANARY...NETWORK 23...NUKEBUSTERS...PHENONAMA...PUBLIC ENEMIES...SUBSOFTWARE...VISION...TFS...THR...BELGIAN BRAINS...FRAXION...MAFFIA...CYRUS CORP/TSL...ODYSSEY...L.A.D.S....BRITISH MADE...RUSTIC WARRIOR...MAGIC INC OF THR...MAYHEM...ACIDFORCE...DEATHSTAR............IF YOUR'E NOT ON HERE AND YOU'RE A NEAT GUY OR POSSIBLY GIRL???   [ AM I GOING INSANE?!?!? ].....THEN CONTACT ME AT THE FOLLOWING UK ADDRESS:    11, ANCHOR CLOSE        TAMWORTH       STAFFS. B77 3EL       ENGLAND       ............. I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY ONE MORE WORD ......AND THAT`S...         SPREAD THIS DISK!  THE TIME IS NOW  1:52AM  AND I'VE GOT TO GET UP IN 5 HOURS!!!! ..... ..... ... .... . . . SCROLLER FUCKING OFF!!!!!!!!!!!  BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....^^^&^^^^&^^^^^&^^^^^&&&&^^^&^^^^........... FOR NOW....................