This hack is dedicated to my girlfriend who I love very much and I will always love : Leah.Happy birthday!



            YO! LAMERS!        WELCOME TO A WANKTRO FROM THE UK DIVISION OF PRANCE INC.          RELEASED ON NOVEMBER 14TH!   HERE IS A LIST OF THE LAMERS RESPONSIBLE            CODE: THE BENDER             MUSIC: CRINGE                      GFX: GFX RIPPER           HI! LITTLE JIM OF PRANCE UK AT THE KEYBOARD...  FIRST OF ALL I'LL GIVE A FEW SLURPS THEN I'LL GIVE YOU ALL A PRANCE MEMBERS LIST!.  SO HERE GOES...    THE BENDER OF PRANCE UK! ALRIGHT PIKIE CHEERZ FOR THE BIBLE TAPE, IT WAS FUCKING MAD HEHE..  A SHITCORE WANKNO TAPE IS ON ITS WAY!.       PORKUPINE OF PRANCE UK!  HOWZ IT GOING DICK?  GLAD YOU DECIDED TO GIVE UP TRADING STOP SENDING YOUR FUCKING SHIT GFX!  REMEMBER MY BROS TAPE!.         PLAQUE OF PRANCE UK - HOWZ LIFE M9!  SHIT TALKING TO YOU ON THE PHONE THE OTHER DAY I NEARLY COME MY PANTS WHEN I SAW OUR COOL PROD REVIEWED IN AMIGA FORMAT, WOW FAME AT LAST. NO ONE CAN DISPUTE US AS THE BEST NOW!     DR X OF PRANCE UK - HOWZ IT HANGING M7!  CHEERZ 5 ALL THE AMAZING BLOWJOBS, PLAQUE WILL DIGITIZE US FOR THE MONICLE SLITSHOW 62! GOOD, HUH?     SPOTS OF PRANCE UK - HOWZ IT GOING PEA?  KEEP THEM FUNKY BEATS COMMING!.       SMOG OF PRANCE UK - ALRIGHT M5!  KEEP THOSE SAD TUNES COMMING!          RIZLA OF PRANCE UK - YOU TRENDY RAVER YOU ! SEE YOU DO NEED ABOUT 62 E TABS TO EVEN SLIGHTLY MOVE YOUR BIG TOE TO RAVE. HOW FAST CAN YOU SAY - TECHNO - TECHNO - TECHNO ??   --M-E-T-A-L-   R-U-L-E-S! . RIGHT THIS IS THE HACKER OF THIS OH SO LAME PRODUCT. LISTEN LITTLE JIM, DONT GO ROUND SLAGGING OFF SOME NICE DUDEZ IN DA SCEN YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. I SWAP WITH DARKSIDE AND HE IS NOT AT ALL A LAMER LIKE YOU YOU SAD FUCK! I ALSO HAVE MET ANTICHRIST OF - FOR YOUR INFORMATION - N E B U L A !!!! AND HE IS NOT A DISK THIEF BUT A DAMN GOOD BLOKE AND ALSO A HOT SWAPPER. I CONTACTED HIM AFTER I SAW YOUR SHITRO AND HE SAID HE STOPPED SWAPPING WITH A LAMER LIKE YOU COS YOURE DISKS WERE MORE FUCKED UP THAN YOUR SLAG OF A MOM!  ANOTHER THING, THE 'PROTECTION' ON THIS SHIT WAS FUCKING CRAP! MANIK SEZ HE LEFT COZ YOUR GROUP WAS GIVING HIM A BAD REP.  WOW A SLIDESHOW !      WHAT AN AMAZING ARRAY OF TALENT YOU HAVE IN YOUR PATHETIC    ABYSMAL  L-A-M-E U.K. DIVISION OF AN OTHERWISE O.K. GROUP. I SWAP WITH A EUROPEAN GUY AND HE ADMITS THE ENGLISH DIVISION IS RATHER SAD !!  LITTLE JIM - I HAVE NEVER SWAPPED WITH YOU AND I NEVER WILL , I DO HAVE A L-O-T OF CONTACTS AND FRIENDS ON DA SCENE AND THEY ALL THINK YOU ARE A SAD LITTLE FUCK! SO I FELT COMPELLED TO WRITE THIS COS YOU SLAGGED OFF GOOD FREINDS OF MINE. OH BY DA WAY THE LOGO ?  IT DOESNT LOOK A BIT LIKE FAIRLIGHTS DOES IT ?  I ALSO HAVE TO COMMENT ON YOUR LOUSY SPELLING, YOU ARE ENGLISH AND YOU CANT EVEN WRITE YOUR OWN MOTHER TONGUE !  NOW BEFORE YOU SLAG ME OFF FOR MY ENGLISH, I AM GERMAN SO I CANNOT SPEAK IT TOO WELL.  YOU ARE PROBABLY WONDERING WHO I AM -- LOOK OUT FOR OUR PROD SOON -- THAT IS IF YOU ACTUALLY GET NEW WAREZ !!!  OH YEAH, I THINK YOU MUST BE SAD IF YOU START SLAGGING OFF PEOPLES TASTE IN MUSIC. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GRAPEVINE , 35 PER CENT OF YOUR FELLOW COMRADES LISTENED TO METAL SO HOW ON EARTH COULD YOU SAY THAT IT IS WANK ? DONT BE SHORT-SIGHTED, HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO IT ??? PROBABLEY NOT ! OH YEAH LISTEN TO THIS    KEWL       OH SO ORIGINAL   TUNE. GIVE ME ORIGINALITY ANY DAY ! AS FOR THE CODE, OK YOU MIGHT BE NEW ON DA SCENE BUT ICE-KEWL-CODE?     ER...NO! ADMIT YOURE CRAP DONT GO AROUND LICKING AND SLURPING YOUR WAY THRU THE SCENE.... AND WHO DO WE GREET FIRST? LSD !!! S-L-U-R-P  YEAH !!!  AND DESTINY! HA! GOD YOU LICK DONT YOU... THEY ALSO THINK YOUR A LITTLE JIM! ...  DO YOU KNOW THAT ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE IN A GROUP FOR DA SAKE OF IT JUST JOINS YOU ! GOD ITS SO EAZY TO JOIN YOUR LITTLE OUTFIT !  LISTEN GUYS AND GALZ DONT JOIN DIS SHIT CREW! THAT IS UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR SCENE REP. FUCKED UP FOR LIFE !      AND WHERE WAS YOU AT THE DESTINY PARTY, I HEARD YOU WAS TOO SCARED TO SHOW YOUR PUNY LITTLE FACE. I AM SORRY THAT I COULDNT MAKE IT COS IT WAS TOO FAR FOR ME. TANTALUS UNDERSTOOD.APPARENTLY THE PARTY WAS FOR ELITER GROUPS ONLY !! HARD LUCK! I THOUGHT THE PARTY WAS TO CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT WE THOUGHT YOUD LEFT DA SCENE COS WE SAW NO SLIDESHOW FOR A GOOD FEW ... WEEKS !  OH WELL SHAME  ON THE LAME !!!  XXXXXX SIGNING OFF....           OH JUST ONE LAST THING, WHAT YOU PUT ABOUT 'IF YOUR NOT ON THE LIST AND THINK YOU ARE IN THE GROUP YOU ARE WRONG' , WHY WOULD ANYONE LIE ABOUT BEOING IN YOUR GROUP?  IT'S TOO FUCKING DANGEROUS TO CONTEMPLATE!! FUCK OFF, WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KID?   LEAVE THE SCENE BEFORE YOU ARE LAUGHED OFF! FUCK OFF AND DIE, SHIT FACE!!!!!!                                     - WRAP -